More nothing about buildings and food

A few things before we get started again. The spelling and grammar of this blog is going to be terrible. Just awful. So please don’t mind. I’m also going to offensive at times and mention people who I hang around. So if you hate bad spelling/grammar, you are easily offended, or you don’t have the internet you probably won’t want to/can’t read this blog. Secondly:
“You think you know but you have no idea this is the diary of Charlie Marks”, that’s from the early 2000s show “Diary,” It wasn’t me trying to be clever or a smart ass. I was just referring to a time when MTV was relevant. Good old MTV. Remember MTV? Like the MTV that didn’t contain pregnant 16 year olds from south of the Mason Dixon line… The show “16 and pregnant” only proves two things which I already kind of knew; A) MTV is the professional wrestling of cable and
B) that girls from the south love having sex and talking like they are mentally handicapped.
What is it that gets these southern girls in the mood so easily? Is it Glenn Beck? Sarah Palin? Do they go straight from “tea parties” to “teeeeea parties” (and by “teeeeea” I mean sex). Don’t get me wrong, I love the south (post-1993), I just have a hard time pin-pointing exactly why some southerners rub me the wrong way. Let’s start with their Miller Lite hats. Why? Really? Out of anything you can put on your head you want it to say “Miller Lite.” Really? This is the way you want to express yourself? Do people look at your Miller Lite hat and say to themselves, “Now that’s a man who loves light beer. I respect him and I respect his hat.” Or do you think some CEO from the Miller Company is saying to himself, “Yes, I just landed the sponsorship of Jerry from Asheville, North Carolina. He’s wearing our hat now. Hooray! Bonus time”!
Another thing that rubs me the wrong way is the southern accent. That accent was okay when it came to things like “little house on the prairie” and hot southern females who find me attractive, but other than that, I can do without the draw. Come on, you don’t really talk like that. It’s a novelty. People who can talk like that can stop at anytime. And proof of that is when people from rural Pennsylvania have a southern draw. There’s nothing worse than people from northern states, who live just an hour from major cities like New York and Philadelphia should have a southern accent. It’s like people wake up and see farm land around them and say, “Shit that’s a lot of land. I’m going to talk like an idiot.”
Well I guess that’s America. And the humans inside of it. Who knows why we do the things we do or say the things we say? I’m not really bothered by southerners or people from the north who talk as thought are southerners (aka Pittsburgh Steelers fans). I do weird things too. I don’t think I’ll ever understand NASCAR, but I understand why people understand it. Sometimes I don’t understand the logic behind some social conservatives. But whatever their thoughts. Whatever their instincts. However way they were brought up or however way they go through life; one thing remain the same; they are still humans. And humans are better than robots. Much better. Did you ever see a robot movie where the robot saved America? Besides the critically acclaimed “Short Circuit” or “Short Circuit 2: Escape from New York” or “WALL-E” or “Bi-Centennial Man” or “AI: Artificial Intelligence”…on second thought; GO ROBOTS!
Where I am getting at with this? I suppose it all comes down to a woman I keep meeting every few months or so. She is a conservative. Not like John McCain circa 2000, I mean straight up “let’s kill poor people” conservative. You know, Sarah Palin/Dick Chaney conservative. The weird thing is that she is the cutest girl I have ever seen. Just drop dead gorgeous. She is smart and she listens to Jazz music. She wears hip clothing and has cool hair, but deep down inside there is a little Glenn Beck. A little person deep inside her beautiful body saying things softly like, “I want my America back,” “Keep healthcare off of my guns,” and “Obama is a socialist/fascist/anti-Christ.” And although I whole heartily disagree with all of it. The thing is. Ah. Well, I’m attracted. I think she is great. It’s like being attracted to an Alien. Like the hot chick from ABC’s V.
What does that make me?